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terminal?

We all need to smile every once in a while.

Some important philosophical
questions on life ……. Atari VCS is coming!

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the Are you ready?
way to the back of the store to get their prescrip-
tions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front? Atari VCS is coming! Are you ready?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
our driveways and put our useless junk in the gar-
age?

EVER WONDER... Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth
closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins
Lottery'? Hello backers! We have a quick update before the week-
end:
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, While we are still waiting for some of the joysticks, we
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons? now have enough to get things going while we wait for
the rest to arrive.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker? The warehouse will begin the sorting, packing, and ship-

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called ping of Atari VCS hardware starting next week according
rush hour? to order sequence and regardless of geography. Interna-
tional backers please make sure you have a travel plug or
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? adapter to make the US plug on the Atari VCS work in your
country.
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Everyone please also note that you will need an internet
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injec- connection to activate your unit. Finally, watch for the
tions?
campaign header on the Indiegogo page to switch to
You know that indestructible black box that is used “Shipping.”
on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane
out of that stuff? We will of course be in touch with more info and cannot
wait for you all to get your Atari VCS units, joysticks and
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? controllers!

Why are they called apartments when they are all Have a great weekend!
stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the -- The Atari VCS Team

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